A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of getting completely naked and masturbating for over 3 hours with no breaks.
Dude why were you up do late?
Sorry, i was in goblin Mode
dumbest "word of the year" ever, awarded in 2022 by some uptight posh melons at Oxford.
A true brainchild of academics devoid from reality.
Goblin mode? What the fuck is going on in modern day society?
When you ascend god (gives you the want for blood). When an individual enters goblin mode there is a 90% that individual will die, if they survive for 7 hours and 26 minutes they will ascend there chosen deity.
Your honour, at the time of the incident my client was in “goblin mode”
When a female/male is in the mood for oral sex and has an insatiable appetite for it
I recently went to my massage therapist who gave me the best head I had in a while! I guess I caught her in Goblin mode!
Spontaneous twitter space hosted by goblins for humans in celebration of revealing a new goblin technology.
Often accompanied by grunting, burping, farting and occasionally manic laughter.
"ₐₐₐₐₐₐₐᵤᵤᵤᵤᵤGGGₕₕₕₕₕ gₒbbₗᵢₙₛ GₒBₗᵢₙₙₙₙₙₙₙₙₙₛ"
"dₒwₙ dₒwₙ ₜₒ gₒbₗᵢₙ ₜₒwₙ"
"Wᵃᶻᶻᶻᶻᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵖ"
"ₕᵤₑₕᵤₐₕₑgₑₕₐg"
"I am going full goblin mode"
When one decides to participate in evil and vile activities such as being chronically online.
"Professor please restrain me, I'm about to go Goblin Mode." - Leg
when one mounts as a goblin would as they mate into the sunset
vlad: imagine someone going goblin mode under the concession stand, at 12 pm.
issac: dear god no!
vlad: but why? it would be so hot
issac: upon further consideration, it would be hot
both: (screaming) G O B L I N M O D E!!!