Country Dictionary

A bump / contusion on the head.

AWW, poor baby, you got a bad goozle from hitting your head on the monkeybars.

That part of a person's anatomy which lies directly behind the taint.

I got a little squirmy when she ran her tongue from taint to goozle.

v. The act of taking one's fingers and wiggling them underneath their chin in the throat area in a tickling fashion

Sam goozled Adam until he was hysterical on the floor

a stealthy swift judo chop to the soft portion of ones goozle

matt: "what is a goozle chop?!"

jonis: :: looks over swings out a judo chop:: "hyyaa!!!"

jonis: " that's a goozle chop bitch!!!"

Refered to a grumpy person with allegies

This person I met today was such a goozle, she wouldn't stop sneezing and was mean about it too.

When your playing chess and you have made such a bad move that whatever move your opponent makes is fantastic by comparison

“Man, you’re really about to get goozled.”

Guzzling + Googling = Goozling
When you get the sudden urge for food, or a case of serious munchies...but lunch time is so far away. You start googling images of your most momentous cravings just to get you by.

Ben: Hey dude, whats up with the chocolate & mac 'n cheese images?
Llance: Can't help it dude, lunch time is 2hours away, just goozling to survive