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grandma

Im going to see my grams

To suggest to your friend/partner to Instagram something cool/exciting.

*at dinner*

Guy 1: Dude... this meal looks delicious...
Guy 2: Gram it!

Village in a third-world country

"BROOOOO! I WANNA GO BACK TO THE GRAM!"

a slap on the forehead, used as a slight punishment for uttering something stupid. The "neck" of 2009

Guy: Hey man, wheres the bathroom?
Man: Its right in front of you, guy..
Guy: oh.....
Man: Grams! *slap on forehead*. Now you know.

The basic unit of mass of the International System of Measurement (Systeme Internationale). It is defined as one one-thousandth of the SI base unit kilogram in France. Its name comes from the Latin root grámma.

An average man weighs 75000 grams.

Instagram, but for douches

Douche 1: Whats The Gram?
Douche 2: Instagram, but for douches

An abbreviation for "instagram" used by idiots and gullible stoners

Bro check out this meme I found on gram.
Gram? Thats the stupidest thing I've ever heard.