A fork of Rural Dictionary
A big orange-haired, googly-eyed doofus that is known as the Philadelphia Flyers Mascot. It looks like a fatter version of LA Dodgers 3B Justin Turner and has a face more Orange than Donald Trump. Gritty is a real shit pile. He looks like an unholy union between the Babadook and a muppet from Fraggle Rock.
Man, that Mascot for Philadelphia Gritty, is a real shit pile
Big fluffy, sexy, orange ball of fluff. Can absolutely shit on Tom Wilson, better than the Penguins, way better than Gretzky and Lemieux. Gritty had dropped multiple 9 point games with two hat tricks per game. He took the Philadelphia Grittys a to their first cup in 2022. After that win he has won 8 out of the last 9 cups he has played in.
Bro you scored 9 points your such a Gritty
The cross between nasty and nice. Dirty, but not to the point of grimy. To be gritty is to be grimy in all the right ways, and classy in the others. Being gritty is good--it's a lifestyle. It's like having a little bit of grimy spice on your otherwise classy life.
George: "What happened to your new Mercedes?!" Kevin: "I backed it into a stop sign. It looks so grimy now." George: "But, I mean, it's still such a nice car." Kevin: "I guess I'm just rockin' that gritty look now."
Describing anything, anyplace OR anyone that is dirty. Slutty. Nasty. Sometimes ugly, and definately Grimey. Or Gross. Usually used to describe females, certain males, and most nightclubs/bars.
"Who the fuck does Mel think she is? She is SUCH a gritty bitch. And we are SOOO not friends anymore!" Diana said, angrily. "I know... right?!" replied Brianne. "She's just as gritty as the Pulse on Wednesday Night!" Keri followed. "I know... right?!" replied Brianne... again.
An elusive pair of beautiful boobies - kept warm and cozy in a grey dress. Only visible after midnight in various pubs and never to be seen again. Completely unforgettable - they will ruin the attractiveness of most all other females. Proof that God does love mankind.
I thought I saw gritties the other night but it was only a basketball in a gym bag.