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galanter

Galanter 1.- A type of severe constipation or colo-rectal blockage that requires manual extraction under anesthesa. Which includes the scope of FRB (foriegn rectal bodies) extractions also performed under anesthesa often called Gaylenter's. Gaylanter 2. (var.) Used specifically to denote a foriegn rectal body not limited to homosexual activity.

1. It was hard getting through this last Galanter, but I will continue my low carb cheese diet, and troop forward. 2. The male patient was suffering during recovery from the removal of a severe Gaylanter after pleasuring himself with a shampoo bottle he lost and was unable to recover from his rectal cavity.

by LowOnHumanity May 09, 2007

Evan Galant

This man actually has every damn female In harco and is hella fake because he dont even share any.

That man Evan Galant always got the girls

by Max Coldfed October 28, 2020

Galant

Referring to a deer walking away; specifically not in a rush but rather in a jovial manner

The deer never really runs away, it’s more of a galant when he sees us.

by OkayBilly August 08, 2021

Alex Galante

A gay Italian boy attracted to a boy named Gabriel Ortiz.

Alex Galante Is Big Gay

by JaidenBennermon17 May 17, 2018