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the frozen gaunt

Where you shit a large turd in a large size condom. Place in in the freezer till solid, then find a person that is passed out and insert it into there asshole. So next day when they wake up they have defrosted turd in there arse. That they will need to remove.

A bloke passed out on my couch last night so I gave him "the frozen gaunt"

by pistolwood March 22, 2015

gaunt dick

a nasty penis; very dirty not washed in days; full of germs and dieses

she says "i wouldnt never do him did you smell his gaunt dick"

he says "eeew nigga u gotta a gaunt dick"

by MR.MIND.YO.OWN LOL(= October 01, 2009

Gaunt ebony lassie

Porn category for skinny black girls

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by Gaunt ebony lassie April 15, 2019

Gaunts

Goons of the alien variety.

Our ship is infested with gaunts! Only my space-shotgun will solve this...

by R4S February 26, 2021