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general grievous

a exceptionally painful bowel movement.

Judging by the pained look in his eye and the sweaty forehead, Jeff will not soon forget that General Grievous.

by grundee October 31, 2007

General Grievous

General Grievous, who appeared in Star Wars, Episode 3, was a military leader for the Empire. He was a cyborg, possessed of four arms and a cowardly disposition.

Unfortunately, he ended up being a complete and utter disappointment due to the fact that his main tactic was to run away. When he finally did get his robotic hands on four lightstabers, his strategy was to spin them around like a puss as he was slowly dismembered.

we ridin spinnaz we ridin spinnaz we ridin-
*chop! General Grievous loses an arm*
(repeat x4)

by Brassler October 10, 2005

General Grievous

Something placed in a movie only so it will sell action figures. Named after General Grievous from Star Wars who was a pointless character in the movie but had four arms and lightsabers which would make him a top selling action figure.

Batman's motorcycle in the Dark Knight is such a General Grievous.

by catstac August 13, 2009

general grievous

cyborg with the force who has a lightsaber addiction

General Grievous: This will add a fine addiction to my collection.

by nobruhwhy January 02, 2021

general grievous

1. the dumbest thing i have ever seen
2. destroyer of all hope that "revenge of the sith" might not be terrible.

1. oh my god why does it have four arms and use four lightsabers this is absurd
2. there goes all my hope that 'revenge of the sith' won't be terrible.

by ivan April 03, 2005

General Grievous

When a dominant man or woman jerks off two guys with her hands, whilst simultaneously rubbing two other dudes with her feet. It should be noted that it's only a "general" grievous if the girl insists on performing the act. If it was someone else's idea, well, it's treason then.

chad: Bro I was at this party last night, and after I returned from the bathroom, I walked into this girl giving some dudes a general grievous.
brad: So uncivilized.

by Lupindakaas May 11, 2021