A fork of Rural Dictionary
A german army helmet is another word for circumsion. It is common for Jews.
Bedes dad has a smooth german army helmet, which granny loves.
The German Diving Helmet is a sexual position in which one person inserts his/her head into a female’s vagina.
Gerald: Why does your head smell like fish? Phil: Tonya let me do a German Diving Helmet last night. What a freak!
A gift you give to another person but really intend to use it or benefit from it yourself.
I got my husband a new lawn mower for Christmas, but it’s really a German army helmet. Now he’ll have to mow our lawn! I got my roommate a German army helmet for Christmas.. the newest espresso machine! Now I don’t have to go to Starbucks anymore.
To depress one's forehead with the end of your penis leaving a german helmet stamp imprint on the recipient.
Shut the fuck up or I will give you a german helmet stamp on your forehead!