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where one inverts his foreskin and proceeds to violently goon upon himself while spraying his load all over himself leaving it to chern and make a type of cheese
jerry heimer: did you hear chris hasn’t tried glumming yet?
glinkenstien: yeah hes missing out on the taste of this fine set
a staple of southern cuisine. pudge-glum is a treat wherein you hold a mouthful of sprite, then stir in as many spoonfuls of flour as you can fit. raw flour is ideal, but unfortunately the leftist CDC wants to take away our raw pudge-glum on the basis of "e coli" and "salmanella"
it wouldn't be an Arkansas Thanksgiving Gathering without your grandma's fresh pineapple ham, and the pudge-glum station in the corner.
a staple of southern cuisine. pudge-glum is a treat wherein you hold a mouthful of sprite, then stir in as many spoonfuls of flour as you can fit. raw flour is ideal, but unfortunately the leftist CDC wants to take away out raw pudge-glum on the basis of "e coli" and "salmanella"
it wouldn't be an Arkansas Thanksgiving Gathering without your grandma's fresh pineapple ham, and the pudge-glum station in the corner.
Person that hates spending money and eagerly goes the extra mile to avoid any costs. Like requesting a refund for getting the order delivered by different (cheaper) courier than requested.
To Glum ones money - Robert is sitting on his money like a Glum.
A kinda sad, kinda angry, hard fucking style. Usually doggy style.
Ever since my boyfriend got depressed he's only into to glum fucking.