A fork of Rural Dictionary
The name given to your boyfriend if he grows a goaty on his chin.
"Hello my goaty boyfriend"
To actually be the the best at something and win at the same time.
Thatr game was goaty throaty
A Japanese Goatie occurs when you are having anal sex, and a sliver of crap hangs onto the end of your penis, just beneath the japs eye.
i was doing this unclean chick in the butt and i got a japanese goatie
When something is only around 25% of being the goat (greatest of all time, not to be confused with the majestic bovidae that Baaas) The signature catch phrase of the famous YouTuber and streamer, Bubby.
You: “Wow that movie with all the spoon throwing was definitely the goat” Person: “Nah bro, it was only kinda goaty wit it”