Country Dictionary

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Golden Shower

A stream of golden liquid comes streaming from the genitalia onto or into another person. For sexual pleasure, humiliation, or cleansing purposes. Often associated with 'Golden Oldies' because it is such a primitive thing to do. However, it predates the golden oldies. It predates the wheel. It probably predates the universe.

Unga: unk unk booga unk bog stump!
(I gotta take a leak babes, and I'm super-horny, and you smell a lil funky. Can I give you a golden shower)
Nunga: unk lunga stumhu plk
(Oh my god you're such a cocky bastard! That's so sadistic, primitive and sick, you perve! I'm staying at my mothers! Don't even dare calling me!)

Many centuries later
Jon: my dearest lover. Thy hair floweth down thine supple back as urine down the recipent of a shower of gold
Dee: ew. I feel sick now. Goodnight

Golden Showers

Pissing on someone (can be in their face, mouth, on their body, on their p**sy, etc.), usually a form of sexual domination/humiliation, or the fulfillment of one's own sexual desires for perverse gratification.

Lisa was soaked in golden showers from the other members of the orgy. She felt like she had drank gallons of the tangy liquid.

by FreakLesboCutie March 10, 2009

Golden Shower

The act of urinating on another person, usually for sexual gratification, or as a way of humiliation. More common than a Golden bath, where, during anal sex, one partner urinates into the colon of the other.

Do you need me to give you a golden bath?

by EJL December 12, 2003

Golden Shower

n. The act of urinating on someone for sexual pleasure.

e.g. "Last night, my girlfriend got a little kinky, and gave me a golden shower."

by Golden Shower Boy July 23, 2005

Golden Shower

Some times:
The act of peeing on a significant other shows loyalty, honest and belong to someone that's dear to you shows vulnerability and faithfulness , peeing on someone show your longing, care for, faithfulness, how much there wanted by you
Primal Animalist Love:
mark their territory to signal “ownership” and to advertise sexual receptivity and availability.

My love show me true love with a golden shower to express we belong to one other

by Thinking man Balthasar July 04, 2022

Golden Shower

A sexual act involving one person urinating onto the body of or into the mouths of other people.

I can take about an hour on the tower of power, as long as I gets a little golden shower.
-Frank Zappa (From "Bobby Brown Goes Down")

by Bobby Brown March 27, 2003

golden showers

the act of drenching an expecting/unsuspecting individual with gallons of urine.

On a crisp march afternoon with the wind blowing through the swaying trees, i unleashed my rod and soaked Bill with the golden showers.

by poontang inc. March 22, 2003