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excessively cheesy or dorky in an endearing way (adjective)

male 1: Let's stay up late and sing all the theme songs to our favorite childhood shows!
female 1: Haha, okay. You're so gooby!

usually a nickname given to anybody, although the person is usually silly in nature

"yo do you know where Gooby is?"
"he's probably just being a goober somewhere"

intoxicated to a high extent; wasted; shitfaced; plastered; drunk; smashed; hammered

I was so goobied last night I didn't know if I fucked a man or a woman.

An intellectual group of teenage males and females that are dank af.

The Goobies are the most dankest people on the planet.

crusty vaginal boogers

"dude, my boner turned soft when i saw she had goobies"

The blob that appears in the corner of one's eye every now and again...

"Dude you got a bit of a gooby going on there"
"Really? Cheers dude" *wipes*

Commonly used as a term of endearment for someone who is goofy, yet adorable. Most people use it as an intimate term, because its so cheesy if others hear, they might become uncomfortable.

Boy: "I love you, gooby!"
Girl: "I love you too!"

OR

Girl: "Jake, you're such a gooby head!"
Boy: "Nuh huh!"