A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet at the same time
“Why are you in the bathroom for so long”
“Listen Linda, i’m doing a good morning god bless”
The act of drink coffee while taking a shit. Some people will have breakfast while preforming a Good morning, god bless It normally take place in the mornings. It is more common the you think but Ethan Klein brought the term to mainstream.
"I should make coffee and breakfast. Maybe it's a Good morning, god bless day today.
When you take a shit in the morning while eating breakfast and drinking a coffe
Tom you’ve been in the bathroom for a while
Mom I’m doing a good morning god bless
A morning ritual where you eat breakfast and drink your coffee in the bathroom whilst taking a shit.
Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom
Ethan: GOOD MORNING AND GOD BLESS
When you shit, eat breakfast and drink coffee while on the toilet, at the same time.
"How was your weekend brother?"
"Amazing, I did a Good Morning and God Bless!"
"Oh I love doing those, they're fantastic!"
The act of taking a shit while at the same time eating an egg salad and drinking coffee to sooth your bowels, popularize by H3H3
Mike: "Man, what's takeing Jim do long in the bathroom?"
Jim: "Good morning and God Bless"
A “good morning and god bless” is when you get your breakfast and coffee ready, just so you can eat it while taking a shit in the morning.
“Ethan! Why are you taking so long in the bathroom?”
“I’m doing a good morning and god bless.”
“Okay I’m sorry I interrupted.”