Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

gorb

1.in skiing: a idoit who thinks that they're good at skiing but they are terrible.
some signs that you are a gorb:
-rental poles,boots,helmet,skis (often snowblades)
-no snowpants only jeans, tucked into the rental boots
-gogles on upside down or no gogles at all. see gorb gap
-no gloves
-often flourescent colored ski jacket
-old touque or rental helmet

you often see gorbs stuck at the top of tall mountians unable to get down or waiting in insanely long lines for slow beginner lifts. many gorbs are at a ski hill because their entire school went on a trip there for a day to get lessons from underpaid ski instructors
2.an insult to somone who is new at something

1.you are such a gorb
2.you are the biggest nintendo gorb

by caam November 21, 2005

gorb

Newbie skiier. Geek On Rental Boards.
GORB

Lets huck a large coke at that gorb and watch em crash

by Patrick Evans May 12, 2006

gorb

a man that sleeps with too many women

shut up you gorb

by arf arf grrrrr August 08, 2020

gorb

a man who sleeps with too many girls

jimmy slept with 16 girls last night he is such a gorb

by tiktokgirls August 10, 2020

gorb

a gorb is a man that sleeps with too many girls.

girl: your such a gorb
boy: no im not snowflake ❄️

by blipablopbloop August 09, 2020

gorbs

Man that knows it all has answer to every thin

How you know that I asked gorbs

by Kelly H August 13, 2003

Gorb

a man who sleeps with too many women and slut shames women

"Did you hear that chad slept with 10 girls this month and then called them whores"
"Ew, he's such a gorb"

by heinkerbob August 10, 2020