A fork of Rural Dictionary
Gordon is somebody who is a Russian spy/vampire and will gather info on you using his dog Ellie. A Gordon looks like a vampire had a baby with a god
Person 1 “I just met this super cool guy with this sick dog”
Person 2 “Make sure that they aren’t a Gordon”
A word normally related to human naming gives power over those of law thus over-riding and creating laws within its society. Having a child named 'Gordon" automatically gives authority to the named.
I shall resort to the Gordon to pass this law
Gordon is the law maker here!!
1. (v) When someone comes into your place of work or study and distracts you or otherwise wastes your time, preventing you from accomplishing things or doing work
2.) (v) When someone is walking with you and gradually veers towards the edge of the path despite being the party furthest from the edge, thereby leading you to walk off the path and into dirt, a street or a wall.
Dude, will you stop gordoning me? I'm trying to study for my Linear Algebra exam.
He wouldn't stop gordoning me and I almost walked into traffic.
A guy with a large dick.
Did you see the bulge in his pants?! He's such a Gordon.
The best thing that has ever happened to me, my favorite person in the world, and the one to receive all my love forever. I miss you so much and i love you <3
A: Gordon Ng, Ive waited 17 years for you, where were you all this time?? >:(
G: Sorry Angela~ you are so good at hiding, it took me a while to find you ><
A generic idiotic blunder. Usually caused by the absence of intellegence and common sense.
The sinking feeling as you get the the Asda checkout and realise you don't have your card. Again. And you're completely sober. What A Gordon.