A fork of Rural Dictionary
a no-name clothes brand from sears given to a young boy on christmas from his grandmother who has no interest in wearing the article of clothing EVER.
hey, did you just get a gorilla biscuit tee for Christmas man? I feel bad!
A very short fat bitch with much resemblance to an ape like figure; gorilla, baboon, what ever.
"Look at that fat bitch, shes so short and looks like a fucking gorilla!" "Yeah man fucking gorilla biscuit ay"
Someone who has just tripped and fallen over like a felled tree. Must land face down, arms out to the sides. Must stay in gorilla biscuit position for several seconds. Grunt is optional.
Saw a dude do a grunting gorilla biscuit in Walmart today. Oh man, I did a gorilla biscuit with grunt in the aisle at Walmart today.