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crooked, uneven, or asymmetrical, esp. of the eyes

"I could never tell which direction that gotch-eyed Marty Feldman was looking."

Russia's Captain Count Nicholas Pavlovich Ignatieff was known to have a divided left iris, half of which was blue, the other half brown; tortured prisoners were said to have known he enjoyed inflicting pain and cruelty "by the glitter in his gotch eye."

"Last night we drank ourselves completely gotch-eyed."

(verb or adjective)- the act of skeeting on a woman's face, thus claiming her as your own. Literally refers to the act of skeeting, but can be used in claiming a Woman.

She totally got gotched! That ho is gotched mofucker.

1 a mix between a gay person and their crotch
2 gay+crotch=gotch

used as an insult an adjective and a noun

created by two berea high school students, all other definitions of this word are fonny

1. OMG quit being such a gotch
2. Wow that was so gotchie of you
3. There are so many gotches here, its a gotchapalooza

1. A mix between Goth and Scotch.
2. A drunk Goth.

Man, that dude is Gotch!

To kotch or hang out but in a gay way.

Will was gotching with Ed last night.

The philosophical RAZOR that maintains you should never attribute to inebriation which may be adequately explained by monumental imbecility.

Dick Less's latest idiotic post is a textbook example of The Gotch's Razor

Do you understand what I'm saying?

Justin Timberlake's hat is off the chain. Gotch me?