A fork of Rural Dictionary
Derived from "Goyim": a derogatory term for a non-jew.
Junk food or heavily processed food, usually loaded with saturated fat, simple processed carbs, and added sugar. Typically comes from the center aisles of an American supermarket and is heavily commercialized.
Brent: Dude, I can't believe groceries are so expensive in this shithole country.
Jace: What did you buy?
Brent: Mr. Beast chocolate, Hungry Man dinners, doritos, hot pockets, Campbell chunky, ramen..
Jace: Stop putting Goyslop in your cart and get more fresh produce, lean meat, and rice. It's cheaper and more nutritious.
The food you find in the sink drain put into a hamburger yummy often a result of schizophrenia
Eric: dude that looks great where did you get it
Evan: GOY GOY GOY GOYSLOP
Unhealthy, processed foodstuffs meant for mass consumption (like vegan meat and instant ramen). Can also apply to mass culture like pop music.
Carries anti-semitic undertones, as it expresses the anti-semitic theory that Jews are designing and selling processed food/popular culture to subjugate non-Jews (goyim).
Spam is goyslop
terminally online word used by autistic right wing nationalists to describe food you don’t prepare yourself or popular entertainment
chud: these fucking sheeple, consoomimg their goyslop… don’t they know the JEWS are behind it all???
Noun. Used to refer to the meme of the girl with overexaggerated expressions ordering from a halal cart.
She only becomes self aware once she realizes she is being filmed, at which point she exhibits histrionic behavior in order to solicit attention.
Simp: If a goyslop girl orders at a food cart, and no one is around to film, did she really order anything?
Boris: Shut up about it. I'm tired of seeing the meme of the dumb goyslop girl on every website.
A video containing no substance. Giving you a dopamine hit often combined with near seizure levels of cuts and gags.
That TikTok Call of Duty compilation was visual goyslop.