A fork of Rural Dictionary
Generaly Used THIRD party reffering to someones level of intoxication in a social setting when that said person may not know how intoxicated they really are. You can also use the phrase in refference to yourself when describing anticts of when you were overly intoxicated.
Dude 1- " That chick right there just shuved a slice of pizza in her pocket, Hammer Time"
or
You- " I was Hammer Time last night kid, I drank 24 beers then shit on a cop car"
Friend-"Awsome, That is Hammer Time"
Comes from the MC Hammer song but is now commonly used for when someone says something annoying and you want to express your anger with someone you know.
It now means to beat someone to death with a hammer. Lovely
Danny: I get £10,000 when i'm 18 so upset I have to wait, damit!
Jonzy: *To Dave* Hammer Time! *With fist action of smashing down Danny with a hammer*
Dave: *To Jonzy* sum1 goes I care or sumthin
Hammer Time, a minute every day dedicated to awesomeness. The official time of Hammer Time has been set by the internet community to 11:42 AM.
"What time is it?" says Bill
"Umm, 11:42." says person with watch.
"HAMMER TIME!!1!" says teh newfags.
Topgun: you gonna shotgun that beer or just stand there
Hammer: Im gonna take my clothes off first and then hammer time it
When your fucking a girl nice and slow, and then you go
"Alright stop....hammertime" and proceed to fuck her hard
I was getting bored with Carol, so i turned sex into hammer-time