Country Dictionary

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Hampus

Best dude ever

OMG, I wish I was Hampus

by Im never wrong1999 January 26, 2018

Hampus

A typical swedish name given to those without braincells. They often cry when you talk shit about them but when they do it, it's funny .

Hampus: why are you so fat
Me: u mom gay
*Hampus dies*

by representing uk irish gang March 23, 2018

Hampus

Likes to suck dick and swallow sperm... he's also very gay

Yo he's probably a Hampus, just look at him

by Stor kuk med liten lilltå December 12, 2016

Hampus

Eshlad that likes to bash any kid that annoys him, hampus are usually from Sweden, they carry around knives and are scared of loud voices (adults or teachers)

Hampus is a fucking Eshay

Hampus is such a satchel cunt

by FellowPoopEshlad September 05, 2019

Hampus

Hampus is the definition of a bög

wow Hampus is sutch a bög

by soffan0 October 30, 2020

Hampus

Usually an aggressive piece of sh!t

Pls hampus stop hitting me

by Joe the slayer January 26, 2017

Hampus

Coolest name in the entire world really big pines (15 inches)

Do not ever fuck with this guy

Hampus has the biggest pines in the entire world.

by Lukas Bloomberg December 12, 2016