A fork of Rural Dictionary
Jenna Harkin is the kind of person who will hit you with an electric scooter at 25 kph and blame it on you. She will not apologise until months after when she laughs about it and says sorry even though she is telling herself it's not her fault. However she can be cool sometimes but i would run if you meet someone with her name because once she gets her drivers license, it wont be a scooter hitting you.
Me: *vibing whilst waiting for my friend to come*
Jenna Harkin: *Drives into the back of me at 20 kph*
Me: *Falls of the floor and crys because i was just hit with a fucking scooter*
Jenna: "Why were you stood there? I wasn't focusing you shouldn't just stand when i'm behind you even though i was miles away and u were slowing down slowly."
The insult that is the end-all to any argument. It is the only possible comeback to the expression, "Your face!" His name must be yelled at maximum volume for full effect.
A: "You know, you're a real douchebag."
B: "TOM HARKIN!"
A: "Well...shit, I've got nothing."
A poor boy stuck in the way of his mother. His mother (tanya) tends to think shes helping but only ever makes things worse, she’s what is known as a #fatwhore. Eathan is a cunt too but that’s not the point.
Eathan Harkin is a simp and gimp
Lowkey ginger, has anger problems, when described can be commonly know as a man-stealer or whore. Can be easily triggered and she is a party-animal who loves to fake tan. She claims her hair is naturally going darker but we all know she dyes it just like her eyebrows
“ god Bridget ur pulling a Jennifer harkins”
“ what on gods earth do you mean Janet”
“ your getting too angry u uncultured swine”
a teacher who needs to lose 500 pounds. Annoying, ugly, and a bitch
Mrs Harkins: How rude!
Everyone on the face of the earth: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Buff Ginger boy who literally eats pussy for breakfast lunch and dinner!
Colin Harkins really knows how to use his tounge!