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epic hatchet man

A psychopathic serial killer hero who saves the day cutting up villains like blocks of wood.

A hero who fight for faygo,wicked clowns,and justice

Its the Joker, its a clown, no its epic hatchet man

by Xandellus January 03, 2011

Man-Hatchet

A penis of significant length and girth so as to allow the wielder to swing it like a hatchet. Commonly used as a show of dominance over a sexual conquest, or to humiliate a downed opponent after battle.

If bro wants smoke I'll hammer him in the face with my man-hatchet.

by The Man-Hammer November 10, 2021