Country Dictionary

one who doesn't believe in poverty or failure, one who's always positive.

Don't think less of him, he's a Haver!

painting a log pink , while being naked and drinking canada dry giner ale w/no ice

"And if I haver, I'm going to be the one havering to you."

that thing your mama does when the deer is lying on the ground almost dead and its one eye is twitching up at you.

I walked outside to see the deer we had just shot from the upstairs window, and it havered up at me.

People that have wives

Phil: I'm so sad
Wilbur: Well You're the one that had a wife
Tommy: Yeah! Wife Haver

One who commits regular sexual acts, including but not limited to the actual act of sexual intercourse.

Tyler's been hanging out with this girl lately, he's been ditching his friends and playing video games less often. He's become a filthy sex haver

Someone who likes to have all their holes filled all the time.

Syn: Slut, Whore, Liar, Fat, Bitch, Witch (Apparently?), etc.

Lauren is a hole-haver.

someone who used to have a wife why did u even look this up lmao

Friend: I know you were cheating on my girl.
Me: What do you mean?
Friend: Don't use your tricks on me, wife haver. I know that you broke up with that other girl and started eyeing on mine.
Me: Dang, how did you know?