A fork of Rural Dictionary
The best alternative to Barack Obama. A real role model for the African American community and all of America.
Herman Cain is a real black man, not a white guy posing as black to get elected
A sexual act where the man dons a fedora, throws a pizza over the woman's ass, and proceeds to ass-fuck her through the pizza while yelling "Who's your godfather?" repeatedly.
I'm gonna Herman Cain my girlfriend later on tonight.
An ass grabby boss, higher up, shot caller, or well networked individual who assumes any pretty women in a cute outfit wants to fuck him in exchange for jobs, access, or free pizza.
I'd wear my Louboutin's to my performance review, but I don't want my boss to go Herman Cain on my ass so I'll wear pants and clogs instead.
To push your girlfriends head towards your crotch in hopes of oral satisfaction.
Bill: "Dude, the movie we rented last night was so boring, I decided to Herman Cain my girl in hopes of passing the time more quickly." Wayne: "That's awesome man, did she oblige?" Bill: "Hell no! She said she was going to hold a news conference tomorrow with Gloria Allred and tell the world." Wayne: "Dauumn!"
An award for individuals who vocally opposed masks and vaccinations in response to COVID-19, and then either ended up in the hospital or died.
Person A: "Did you hear about Doug? He died of COVID last week. His family watched it happen on an iPad. So sad." Person B: "Wasn't he bragging two weeks ago about injecting horse de-wormer up his asshole when he got diagnosed? That guy was a real Herman Cain Award winner right there."
a sex move wherein you slide your hand up the girl's skirt to the crotch while simultaneously pushing her head down to your crotch while asking "you want a job, dontcha?"
"I pulled a Herman Cain on my date last night. She scratched me and said she never wants to see me again." "That sure is a pimp move, dawg!"