A fork of Rural Dictionary
(Verb) To be bamboozled, fooled, taken advantaged of by a complete loser.
(Noun) See Donovan
I've Hinch 'd the government because I'm getting money for a fake condition I'm pretending to have.
You have a little of bit of money and self-worth, I don't...I'm gonna Hinch you up.
This used to be the coolest person around, but then he got married, had kids, and became a zombie-like cliche.
Remember when Hinch was cool? The dullness of the suburbs really sucked the life out of that poor guy.
A bunch of (primarily) females who are obsessed with cleaning!
They are led by a Barbie like blonde with a squeaky voice and long nails who enjoys the sound of her own voice.
She doesn’t actually clean much but prefers to spray numerous products over anything that doesn’t move.
There is also a cute dog but he has a stoned look about him probably due to the toxins he has to inhale on a daily basis.
The Hinch Army hq is not dissimilar to the living quarters of the gypsies in my big fat gypsy wedding... oh and there was one of those too.
The Hinch Army will Lynch you if you don’t agree with what their leader says or does.
I trail of breadcrumbs that leads one to to their true will via a intuitive leap of death. The end result is waking up with your penis cut off and replaced with a ticket to the BLM after party.
“…I really want to help you decide properly if you are a he, she , or an it Taquanda. I just wish we could get some sort of message, a hinch from the Great Androgyne.”
A tow-truck hook that you are able to attach to a robot.
A hinch came zooming through the air. It lands with a loud thump, on the robot's miniscule hook attached on his robotic back.
While in sexual intercourse with your male partner, run at him as fast as you can ramming him in the ass yelling, "Ten Points Gryffindor!" then ejaculating in ones belly button.
Man 1: Here I come Sumner Hinch!
Man 2: Ugggggh!
Man 1: Ten Points Gryffindor!
*pffft* ejaculates in belly button