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poke a hoe day

On the 12th November it’s poke a hoe day!! see a hoe or a slag? poke them!

Ella “hey why did you poke me?”
Dan “it’s poke a hoe day”

by Roxanne elvis November 11, 2019

National Hoe day

Everyone act like a hoe on april 19!

“Yo go date them all it’s National hoe day

by mmalyssa April 13, 2019

Dumb hoe day

Your dumb and your a hoe

Letting boys slap your ass and failing all your tests except your pregnancy one, dumb hoe day.

by Horny ham October 28, 2019

National Hoe Day

August 11th is National Hoe Day is the day all hoes send a nude to the guy they talk most to.

Mike: I can’t wait till August 11th it’s National Hoe Day

Todd: Neither can I!

Mike: I hope it’s Kady that sends me a nude!

by Sc me @Themexicanemo August 11, 2018

National hoe day

April 24th it’s the day when all the hoes where born🐉

Papa: when are you born
Me: national hoe day

by KossanTone April 14, 2019

National fuck a hoe day

Today's the day you can fuck as many hoes as you would please. Get down and dirty😉

Fuckboy 1: I fucked like 6 goes bro
Fuckboy 2: nah bro that's all g, it's national fuck a hoe day!

by Benjamin's April 11, 2019

Hoes for days

a pimp will have such a massive stable that a trick will never do the nasty with the same hoe twice.

yo! I got hoes for days, what flava you want?

by hrm smk April 07, 2008