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Hoodinied

Verb // Doing something sneaky like a magician would do. (who-dee-need)

"Oh man you just got fuckin' hoodinied! I ran right behind you while you were looking for me and you didn't notice me."

by KuciMane July 23, 2015

hoodini

A hooini, is when a male is having sex with a female from behind and he spits on her back, after she turns around he jizzes in her face.

Spewing
Popping one
A cream jizz back sandwhich
Hoodini

by The fleakin man December 11, 2008

hoodini

A magical owl

look it is a hoodini

by Mr.poffy April 07, 2017

hoodini

A swindler or con artist who uses his skills so you become poor as hell, and empty your pockets into his hands.

Damn, I heard this noise behind me and looked back turned around and was sitting on a milk crate holding two bananas.
That nigga must of been hoodini.

by Bobert June 12, 2006

reverse hoodini

before you know what a reverse hoodini is you need to know what a hoodini is.... a hoodini is ( HOODINI: After engaging in the act of sexual intercourse whilst in the "doggy-style" position, the giver will then spit upon the backside of the receiver. When said receiver turns around, the giver will cum upon their face.) now a reverse hoodini is whilst having sexual intercourse instead of spitting on the back you cum upon the back and when the cunt turns around u spit in her face...

cameron was dissapointed with hectorias sexual performance so he pulled a reverse hoodini to tell her to step up her game

by zakias May 05, 2008

hoodini cum

where the cum dissapears

i was getting a bj and the hoodini cum couldnt be found

by jaba the slut January 24, 2008

hoodini poop

When you poop and it look completely soild but when you flush it turns in to a poop cloud and disappears

Man I have been taking so much laxitives the my poop is like a hoodini poop

by It-happens January 31, 2015