A fork of Rural Dictionary
it’s skids. it’s skidding in rain it’s fucking therapeutic.
love some liquid horsepower after work some shit like that.
When taking a crap, to squeeze so hard that the power created actually creates a horsepower.
Dan: "Dude, I just squeezed so hard that I exerted a horsepower getting it out.
to be able to rock, and to do so in an outstandingly brilliant manner.
Dude, no wonder she left, she was SO into rapider than horsepower.
A metaphorical rule to live by: don't make the mistake of choosing the cheaper option to save a buck in the short run, when you'll curse yourself later for not getting the better-grade product/service in the long run.
Eric: "What was I thinking buying that Porsche with the V-4 instead of the V-6 -- it handled like a Formula 1 car but is a total slug in a straight line!" Tim: "Dude, you broke rule number 1 -- don't leave horsepower in the showroom." And so -- Maddie: "This well Margarita sucks -- why didn't I get the Cadillac for two bucks more?" Amy: "Exactly. Don't leave horsepower in the showroom, sweetie."
It's raining and storming and a shitbox without traction control, just turned a straight six into a v12 with enough power to smoke up the roads and roundabouts doing some sick fucking burnouts skids and drifts.
A plater out late at night plants there pedal to the floor and use the liquid horsepower to send it around the streets.
Horsepower is the speed at strength at which you travel, can be used in car terms but if someone has a lot of horsepower then GOD DAMN get the fuck out of their way because they will trample you like a cowboy in the middle of a stampede
Dude how did you win that race by so far? HORSEPOWER