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hot lunch

taking a super massive dump in someones waiting and eager mouth

My friend joey was clammering for a steamy hot lunch courtesy of our friend chris.

by Johnny_TeaBags April 05, 2005

hot lunch

When a hot and bothered male pinches a loaf off into the gaping mouth of his degraded female counterpart. This is normaly washed down with a few worm shots of the males "duck butter"

hot lunch

by Radi June 18, 2004

hot lunch

to deficate in another persons (ie. partner) mouth.

"Sandy and Fred like to experiment on each other by giving each other large steamy hot lunches"

by Joe King March 05, 2004

hot lunch

to recieve a turd from another human.

my friend nick is gagging for a hot lunch from a moose named trudi.

by matt October 21, 2003

hot lunch

Lay yourpartener/victim so there nice and comfy! Then stretch over a nice peice of clingfilm over there gaping mouth. Now whip out your ass and take a hefty steamy shit inside there cakehole! Now you must unleash the beast! whap out your turgid veiny meat injection and slam it in there mouth! fuck there mouth untill an explosion of hot shit and creamy man juice fill there throat and mouth!!! trust me and try it its fucking ace!!!

hey kyle why dont you and your mother pop round later so i can fucking lay down a hot lunch on her sweet juicy mouth!

by sam martin June 03, 2007

HOT LUNCH

To shit in someone's mouth

Yeah ive heard that Snapper Shelton loves a hot lunch most days

by graz82 November 06, 2016

hot lunch

The act of performing fellatio to male genitalia right after that same genitalia has performed anal sex. There is no exact time frame that the penis must transfer from anus to the receiving mouth. See also "ass to mouth." The penis must, however, enter the mouth for fellatio while it is still warm from friction caused by the anal sex it has just performed to be considered a "hot lunch."

Tom: I'm so pissed at Mark! Tweety: What happened this time? Tom: Last night when me, him, and Kirsten decided to have a threesome, I was OK with him giving me a hot lunch, BUT I wouldn't have agreed if I knew Kirsten just had some Taco Bell right before! Ugh! So brutal.

by manly_manly_man September 16, 2015