A fork of Rural Dictionary
An efficient pick up line to filter out Millennials
Hey sweet cheeks, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Fuck you asshole, I'm vegan
the best pick up line that one could use; pairs especially well with a black beret, will get you the girl
hi i’m date mike. pleased to meet me. how do you like your eggs in the morning?
This is what you say to someone who's Macintosh computer just crashed so to remind them that owning a Mac doesn't make them better of a kind. Essentially the Good Will Hunting version of "on Linux that wouldn't happen".
Bob {presenter}: "To conclude this talk let me show you..." {Clicks his MacBook to switch to next slide in the presentation when the computer crashes and a white screen fills the conference room, while he fumbles in a futile effort to fix it} Alice {from the audience}: " How do you like them Apple?!"
scrambled if not your are officially gay
how do you like your eggs in the morning? oh boiled ok so your gay and that's ok honey.
A famous quote from the show “South Park”
Cartman:How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison? Silence:
The art of dipping your hand in peanut butter while getting blown and slapping the girl in the face and saying "how do you like me now BIZZNITCH"
Guy-OMG Girl-WHAT? GUY Peanut Butter Smack ... How do you like me now Bizznitch
A jokingly-sarcastic way of making light of a truly serious situation --- Abe was **shot to death** at the play's "ending", for goodness' sake!! :P
A couple of excellent occasions to dust off da ol' "So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?" gag would be if either someone has just been helped out of the mud and is so incredibly soiled that he's having to be stripped naked and cleaned off with a pressure-washer, or you go to visit him in the hospital after a serious accident and he's all swathed in casts and bandages and/or hooked up to a myriad of tubes and wires, and so you're trying to cheer him up a little.