A fork of Rural Dictionary
The noise you make to fake a gag when you see or hear something really disgusting
Guy 1: did you see mr. Whites big ass wart?
Guy 2: dude... HOYT
An overweight pompous asshole who doesn't know how to tell the truth. Synonym: Loser
Don't be such a Hoyt. Tell it like it is!
to blindfold a girl with your dick and take a picture.
you've been a bad girl. looks like im gonna have to jazz hoyt you!
Mary hoyt is someone you will want to tell your friends about. She loves to eat cottage cheese with a spoon and nothing else. Over everything she loves her 200 year old violin, which she plays every day. she tends to have saggy armpits when she wears tank tops. She has gray hair and wears a clip in the back. The Beethoven movie is her absolute favorite movie, and she would never be able to live without it. Sometimes she yells at her students for plucking random songs without instruction. Mary Hoyt loves to spray baby smelling deodorant in the classroom because her students “stink”
Mary Hoyt got tennis balls thrown at her one day and got bruises all over her arms!