A fork of Rural Dictionary
When one puts all of their clothes on a midget in roller skates and drags them through the airport, in lieu of using a normal suitcase.
I saw at least three human suitcases in LAX yesterday...man, the recession has hit hard.
The act of putting all one's clothes onto a midget, putting them in roller skates, and dragging them through the airport as a carry-on
I got my wife a human suitcase for Valentine's Day, she loved it.
As Stefon (SNL) says, it's that thing of when a midget on rollerskates wears all of your clothes and you pull them through an airport. It's a great gift for Valentine's Day.
Adam: I'm going to get Katie human suitcase for Valentine's Day. She'll love it!
Eric: What???
When you pull around a midget on rollerskates that wears all your clothes.
Stefon: If you want a great Valentines Day you dont even need to leave the house, just give the person a romantic Valentine's Day gift.
Seth: You mean like a box of chocolates?
Stefon: No, like human suitcases.
A human suitcase is when you make a midget on roller skates wear all of your clothes and you pull them on a rope through an airport.
Janae pulled her human suitcase through the airport freely until TSA agents confiscated her midget.
When you dress a midget on roller skates in all of your clothes and drag them through the airport with a leash
What did you get for Valentine's day? Oh, just this kickass Italian human suitcase
When a midget on roller skates, wears all your clothing and then you pull them through an airport.
Seth: Do you have any tips, any tips at all for a simple romantic, non psychotic valentine's day?
Stefon: If you want a great valentine's day you don't even need to leave the house. Just give the person you love a romantic valentines gift.
Seth: You mean like a box of chocolates?
Stefon: No. Like human suitcases.