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No you won't

I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself
No
You will not

Something somebody says when they embarrass themselves

Brad- Stacy, df o you want to go to prom with me?
Stacy- Nope
Brad- I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself

a threat used by many a clam that doesnt specify whose soul they will actually kill. There are only four people known to have killed souls

Normal Person: "I'LL KILL"
Member of SCSS: " you never have and never will"

Suicide is not the answer.

I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself
No, everyone you know will miss you
You're right