A fork of Rural Dictionary
To be the greatest at something, especially in a huge and unique way.
Donald Trump is the illest President America has ever had.
Ripping a fart of deathly proportions. This definition can be used when a homie (or homegirl) rips a stinky so preposterous, you might think you have asthma. Additionally, rippin the illest is most utilised when a homie gotta dookie, causing a rip, but can be used in cases of heinous stinkies.
‘Bro, you be rippin the illest right now!’
‘Dat stinky the illest, wtf’
‘Why you always gotta rip the illest when the windows are down’
The name of budding white rappers born in the richest parts of the world, but imagine they live in the hood.
Man did you see Protege Illest's new Hoodstar video?
The phenomenon of making a vehicle faster by the application of stickers and other Walmart or truck stop purchased decorations and lighting. You can usually identify such modified vehicles by a state issued "Illest" label. Another tell tale sign is a high school drop out at the wheel, likely vaping and wearing a hat with it's original stickers and a "straight but curious" bill.
"Hey dawg! How'd you get your Kia-Honda-Mitsubishi-Hyundai to kinda sound like it is going so fast?!"
"Bro. Literally applying this sticker literally caused me to literally rev my economy car's engine to literally the point of explosion... it's the illest effect"
Natural Mic Excellence Hails from Jewett City, CT. Known as “The hardest working Emcee in Connecticut”. He’s the guy doing shows, you must be the “other” guy. Straightedge. Positive. It’s cool to be nice.
Have you seen N.M.E. The Illest on tour with the Demigodz? His performance and merch is no joke!!