A fork of Rural Dictionary
Best rapper of all time, best freestyler of all time.
"Did you hear the new dj b4 cd...that shit is cold"
-to put your guy friends above female friends and even your girlfriend. This means; No ditching, flaking, snitching, or trying to steal his girlfriend.
Guy - Dude, are you coming to the game with us?
Other Guy - I can't, I'm taking my girlfriend shopping
Guy - Bros b4 Hoes
Other Guy - Ok, I'll call her and cancel
-or-
Guy - I was completely wasted last night and cheated on my girlfriend
Other Guy - Dude, not cool. I'm gonna tell her
Guy - C'mon, Bros b4 Hoes
Other Guy - Or I won't tell her
Male friends are more important than stupid female friends.
James's girlfriend wanted him to go to the movies with her, but James´s male friends told him "bros b4 hos!" and James went to the bar for drinking with his male buddies
Used as an adjective to clarify how true or definite something is. Does not actually have to have happened before. Eg person 1 “She’s fit, I’d like to give her one” Person 2 “it’s happened before”
Eg person 1 “She’s fit, I’d like to give her one” Person 2 - Its happened b4
Phrase used whenever a girl does something stupid/bitchy. This term can be used in any/all situations.
"Dude she totally was flirting with me then went and fucked that guy..."
..."Bitches Be Bitches Bro (B4)"
This is the (S)exual (Ex)ploitation Function (F(SEx) for short), where (ru/16) denotes the 'Constant of Consent'. The formula is read aloud as "Before I fork you, are you over 16, cutie pie?" and is carefully adhered to by anyone from pedophiles and child abusers, to hyper-sexual adolescents.
Girl: "Sir, I don't understand this math problem, what formula do I use to solve it?"
Teacher: "B4·I4Q·(ru/16)·Qtπ ....?"
Girl: "Umm...I don't get it?"
Teacher: "Come and see me after class, then I'll show you how to...do it."
when you piss before having a wank so that you don't piss yourself
John: "Hey bro wanna have a wank 1v1, you know the rules!" Andrew: "Sure man but wait a sec I need to wee b4 wank."
John: "Oh shit go for it, this isn't a golden shower."