A fork of Rural Dictionary
When liquid seeps out of your eyes, a sarcastic comment when someone asks if you are crying
John: "Why are you crying? The story wasn't that sad!" Mary: "I'm not crying, my eyes are peeing."
You understand something perfectly You perfectly understand how a mechanical device works You perfectly understand a task you've been given and know how to complete it
Luke: so you think you can fix my car engine? Danni: yeah mate no problem. Luke: how do you know what to do? Danni: well iv done it before so iv practically got system in my eyes
Necessary after seeing something revoltingly hideous.
Hey girl...not everyone should where a mini-dress! I’ve got to douche my eyes after that unsightly mess!!
an expression of surprise
"Shit my eye I've run over me dad"
when someone says something stupid or lame or there trying to be cool but fails miserably you high pitch your voice, squint your eyes, raise your eyebrows and say slowly chink my eyes (its typically used in california)
( extremely ugly guy says) "damn dude i got hit on by so many girls at a party last night" (legit guy says) " chink my eyes"
People use this for nudes or sexual film of themselves on snapchat that cannot be seen without a passcode
Jim-no Jessica you cannot get my nudes your going to send them to people Jessica -no I wont you can fill "my eyes only"
A retarded way of saying that you’re crying
Me: “are you ok?” Person: “my eyes are sweating so obviously not”