A fork of Rural Dictionary
Pet name for human eye-ball computer trojan aliens i.e. When you realise that your computer has third-party intrusion and it 1/ hasn't gone away & 2/ It's not you being paranoid-these eye-balls really are watching YOU in REAL-TIME!!
Hey Jim, did you see that web page just move from the screen? J: Yeah, bet its those "fuckin cyber-stalker infantile fucks isn't it"? "Mum, my mouse pointer keeps jumping off the hyperlinks I selecetd on my Facebook page"? M: Its more likely not you son, just those fuckin cyber-stalker infantile fucks"
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses? Person 2: Yes. Person 1: A Reported Trauma: The First Infantile Release
a disorder in male babies that makes the baby refuse to latch on to their mother’s breasts. This is common in premature babies who were in the NICU after they are born. See, gay men hate breasts, while straight men like them. So if a male baby doesn’t suck on their mom’s breasts, they are gay.
I diagnose your baby with male infantile homosexuality well shit
Being a princess is a colossal half-witted infantile fantasy.