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Apple's giant iPod Touch. Announced January 27, 2010. Made with intentions to replace laptops but fails by not running Flash, not having USB ports, no multitasking and no cameras.

My iPod Touch was getting old. I'm glad I have a new, bigger one that doesn't fit in my pocket. Thanks, iPad!

The act of going to wifi hotspots just to show off your iPad.

Max and cam are going ipadding saturday night in Minneapolis.

apple's newest iPod touch. It revolutionizes how large a portable media player can be.

Steve jobs: My iPad is more fucking disappointing than the Matrix sequels.

Noun: large iPod touch ...seriously, that's it.

Person 1: Dude OMG check out my new iPad! It's revolutionary! Thank you STEVE JOBS<333 Person 2: I'm pretty sure my iPod touch and your iPhone are the exact same thing, only more portable... Person 1: ...did you say something? STEVE JOBS<3

A very expensive device used to clean up Steve Jobs after he has a period. Often refered to as a "friggn big iPhone"

"Sure you use tampons i use an iPad in style!"

An oversized iphone that has no practical use at all. FAIL apple

"Oh look another apple product! I must buy the iPad! Even though it can only run one application at one time and does not have the full capabilities of a real tablet pc."

A sensation of numbness or pain in the dorsal (top) side of your upper arm due to exertion of tendons while holding up one's iPad to work. This is similar to carpal tunnel, but on the other side of one's arm.

I sat in bed all morning, holding up my iPad for so so long. I need a massage to get rid of my iPaditis.