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itf

1."International Taekwon-do Federation".
2."International Tennis Federation"
3.short for saying "in the forest" in a role playing game.

1.
tkd guy1: "Hey! so what style of taekwon-do are you?
tkd guy2: "itf!"
tkd guy1: "Hmm...cool, that's traditional. I do WTF!
tkd guy2: "That's nice!" *thinks to self* World tkd= more of a sport.
2.(skips) don't feel like doing example
3.Krazen256: "Do you know where I could find monsters that give lots of $$$?"
Blazeknit: "um itf NW from the main capital in Vangal kingdom!"
Krazen256: "thx!"
And little does Krazen know, it was a lie! XD

by some_unknown_criminal April 25, 2007

itf

abbreviation for "in the face". used namely in first-person shooters, when one is shot "in the face" in such a way that is worthy of commentary or laughter.

used esp. in Counter-Strike

oHHH~!!! ITF!! ITF!! HAHHAHAHAHA!

by clavid July 09, 2004

wts itf

abbreviation for "what the shit is this fuck??"

used when something is so fucked up that you can no longer say "what the fuck is this shit??"

"omfg, barzeen just ate a live rabbit!! wts itf??"

by aredotwice September 24, 2007

Pwnt ITF WAP

1. Usually in FPS games: the process of being Pwnt (Owned, destroyed, ravaged, mauled) In The Face, With A Pinecone.

Note: the "Pinecone" usually refers to something other than a pinecone. However, pinecones are encouraged for usage of pwning itf.

1. AAAAHAHAHAHAH o NOES! PWNT ITF WAP. Fuxxing llama-n00b

by Treeshrew November 22, 2004

ITF

Aka; Imaginary Task Force, When you have been up to many days and nights and you start feeling like you are being followed and you keep seeing people watching you that is not really there........

Man don't go out there. I think I'm being Followed by the ITF.

by ITF 420 March 26, 2022

ITF

Israeli Terror Forces - the more lexically correct spelling of IDF, better known as IOF - Religious fanatics known for committing countless massacres in Palestine, in the aim to ethnic cleanse the land of Palestinians to make room for more religious fanatics. Their core belief is that "God" somehow promised them the land some 3000 years ago, so that makes them entitled today to take the land by force. The US and major European countries fully support this claim ignoring all war crimes and human right abuses.

The ITF gunned down a 6-year old girl in broad day light because she was not of the same race and religion.
The ITF flattened an entire city on its residents because they were still there, despite being threatened to flee repeatedly for 75 years.

by greeeenz February 11, 2024

ITF

In Total Fairness. Used as an abbreviation to acknowledgement that the following statement is free from bias or dishonesty.

"Hey, we're all going to the concert together. Do you want to come?"
"ITF, I don't like concerts or music or fun very much, so no thanks."

by thebestcappy1987 February 04, 2019