Country Dictionary

I CANT BELIEVE

used when you really cant believe shit happened

“ICB HOSEOK AND JIN KISSED ON STAGE WTF HAPPENED TO NAMJIN”

Insane Cock Brother. An individual with genitalia of an excessive level, almost to the point of shocking. Words usually used to describe an ICB include omg and wtf.

"Dude, it's almost 9 inches?"
"Yeah, I'm a real ICB."

I Call Bull Shit. "ICBS" is a messageboarding post-complet.

"Look at this deer on YouTube. The car hit it, and it went into orbit!"

"ICBS. When a car hits a deer, the car loses."

Imaginary Celebrity Boyfriend - commonly used by fangirls to express who their favourite celebrity is, and that the specified celeb is their personal Imaginary Celebrity Boyfriend, or ICB.

"Omigod! *insert chosen stars name here*?! He's totally my ICB!"

a place where posters himp, and butsekz eachother, while drinking beer, and fondling fattyb. also known as the insider community board

why helo thar, butsekz?! OMGWTF!!! :x

Means "I can't breathe." Typically used by Paulinians. (Students from SPCP)

A: Crush noticed me ICB !!!1
B: OH MY GOD THIS IS SO FUNNY ICB IM DYING
C: What the fuck icb what is that

As the name implies, an ICB is an unexpected boner that pops up during class. This can easily happen when sleeping or daydreaming in class. The ICB is most annoying when it happens right before the class ends.

I fell asleep during lecture today and woke up with an ICB, so I performed a belt tuck to hide it when class ended.