Country Dictionary

shorthand for "in love"

"They're so annoying. They must be I.L."

or

"David goes to see that damn country band every week. He must be I.L."

I.L.S. or Imaginary Lat Syndrome is an ailment suffered by men who walk around with thier arms further away from their lats (latimus dorsi), the muscle on the side of thier torso, to create the illusion that their lats (and physiques) are much bigger than they are.

Did you see Leah's new boyfried? The kid's got I.L.S. He think he's big but he's only like a buck fifty.

The universal time for when one needs to feed their pet eel

Brother, it is time to initiate the il

Yeah I can’t come over I gotta il

French for "he."

Il est tres stupid.

Invisible Lat Syndrome.

Usually ILS sufferers are guys that refuse to work out, but nonetheless hold their arms out at about a 45 degree angle from their body as if to say "hey it's hard bein' this ripped" Also called "the cobra" Often times coupled with the very popular IGS or Invisible Girdle Syndrome.

U ugly

Your il

The universal term for when one needs to feed their pet eel

Bro I think it’s Il time

Yeah I can’t come over I gotta Il