A fork of Rural Dictionary
My wife made me take the kids to the zoo so I decided to call my life.
v. get someone in trouble.
Someone takes your stuff. You respond with, "Dude, I'm going to call my mom!"
To give a one round notice or to signal that you’ll play one more game. Originating from Patrick Stewart’s promise to give James Corden “One More” before he died on stage back in 2010.
Alright lads, this has been fun but I’m calling my Paddy
An excuse for temporarily leaving a room full of friends, usually to go masturbate.
Hey dude, where did you go just now? Oh, uh, I just went to the bathroom to call my mom. It's been like 2 or 3 days since I've had the chance to call my mom!
To use the restroom for the purpose of taking a piss.
Dude #1: OK, you ready to go? Dude #2: Hold on -- I gotta go call my broker before we leave...