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unusual aunt

a hand job from a female midget

I was drunk and recieved and unusual aunt. That was the first time I hook up with a midget, her little arms and hands resembled a T-Rex.

by KGKG August 06, 2010

Stands Unusual

It was previously stands testing. The super cool roblox jojo game! It has r63 stands which is epic and yes. Just play it my guy

Player 1: Hey bro wanna play Stands Unusual? Player 2: Shit yeah bro i love the r63 stands! Player 1: alright lets go

by Joelololal January 25, 2021

Unusual Mother

A weird, geeky, gothy, nerdy, alt, and/or strange mom of one or more sticky, loud, ridiculous, crazy monster called a child.

Lena is dancing to Spooky, Scary Skeletons with her kids in the front yard at midnight with witch hats and broomsticks in April *again*, she's such an unusual mother.

by lenavanvintage March 25, 2022

cruel and unusual punishment

see school

school is a cruel and unusual punishment

by MyBigFatBoobs May 26, 2020

Strawman Of Unusual Size

A strawman argument so ridiculous, it's inconceivable. Acronym: S.O.U.S.

“Why don’t Republicans want kids to know how to not be racist?” "A Strawman Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist"

by FTJM October 21, 2022

cruel and unusual punishment

Back in the day,when parents were allowed to spank their children as means of last resort,occasionally a mother would make a wayward child go outside and select a willowy branch which would be used to "switch" the naked legs.Having to select the instrument of your punishment was considered cruel and unusual punishment.Sometime this was pre-punishment as indicated by "And just you wait until your dad gets home".

I would alway get a Forsythia branch as the device of my cruel and unusual punishment.

by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011