A fork of Rural Dictionary
"In Transit For:"
Similar to "c/o", used in mailing address.
Bob Saget
ITF Margaret Thatcher
1234 White Street, Citytown, ON
A1A 2B2
abbreviation for "what the shit is this fuck??"
used when something is so fucked up that you can no longer say "what the fuck is this shit??"
"omfg, barzeen just ate a live rabbit!! wts itf??"
1. Usually in FPS games: the process of being Pwnt (Owned, destroyed, ravaged, mauled) In The Face, With A Pinecone.
Note: the "Pinecone" usually refers to something other than a pinecone. However, pinecones are encouraged for usage of pwning itf.
1. AAAAHAHAHAHAH o NOES! PWNT ITF WAP. Fuxxing llama-n00b
Aka; Imaginary Task Force, When you have been up to many days and nights and you start feeling like you are being followed and you keep seeing people watching you that is not really there........
Man don't go out there. I think I'm being Followed by the ITF.
Israeli Terror Forces - the more lexically correct spelling of IDF, better known as IOF - Religious fanatics known for committing countless massacres in Palestine, in the aim to ethnic cleanse the land of Palestinians to make room for more religious fanatics. Their core belief is that "God" somehow promised them the land some 3000 years ago, so that makes them entitled today to take the land by force. The US and major European countries fully support this claim ignoring all war crimes and human right abuses.
The ITF gunned down a 6-year old girl in broad day light because she was not of the same race and religion.
The ITF flattened an entire city on its residents because they were still there, despite being threatened to flee repeatedly for 75 years.
In Total Fairness. Used as an abbreviation to acknowledgement that the following statement is free from bias or dishonesty.
"Hey, we're all going to the concert together. Do you want to come?"
"ITF, I don't like concerts or music or fun very much, so no thanks."