Country Dictionary

Jaffed can literally replace any word you want.

I jaffed Johnny a fiver. I jaffed all over her. After that spliff I was so jaffed. That strike was a fucking jaffer by Robbie on Sunday.

Jewish-African, a black jew, an NJB.

1) OMG, stop being a jaf.

2) Yeah, i know that guy, he's a jaf

Laughing and masturbating at the same time, and then ejaculation occurs.

Man, last night's jaffing was the bomb!

just a friend

I don't want to sleep with you, I'm jaf.

To ejaculate onto a Mc Vitties Jaffa Cake, and then possibly give it to your sister so she can experience that salty pleasure

1. "Josh just Jaffed on that JaffaCake, he offered it to his sister." (He had cum all over the now soggy Jaffa)" 2."She loved the sight of him jaffing furiously last night"

An acronym for Juciy As Fuck, used to accurately described a person who has consumed a large amount of GHB (juice) and is expressing themselves is a dramatic way to the amusement or possibly horror of those around them.

After consuming a fair amount of GHB (juice), Bob was so JaF, that he pulled out his cock in front of the police thinking they were festival transgendar harlots. Instead of getting his cock smoked he got arrested. Bob was JaF.

Short for "Jealous as fuck" or "Jelly as fuck", used in instant messenger and other online social media websites. The word is used to show your jealously of what your friend has got or is doing.

Friend 1: hey man I got the new call of duty game 3 days early!

Friend 2: really?? dude i'm sooo JAF!!