A fork of Rural Dictionary
Fucked up, messed up, weird, unplanned, hot mess, disaster, wrong place wrong time.
Jilll: I banged 3 girls last night but my girlfriend doesn't know.
Emily: damnn, thats a jappy situation..
Joe: Dude, this girl Kathryn cummed all over my face last night.
Vince: That's jappy mann.
A Jappie is hard to describe as they are so powerful and limitless. Jappies have no particular origin, and encompass all things beautiful about every corner of earth. A Jappie carry’s golden wisdom of the ancients, as well as the profound technology of the future.
Jappies are Gods in the eyes of some as they can do everything.
The most powerful Jappie is a shredder who can transcend time and space with their guitar.
Some human: Being a human is so boring and limited. I wish I was a Jappie
I heard this criminally glorious sound and the next minute I was in another dimension, maybe Jappies are real?
Dobell: The first man I fell in love with is a Jappie
A girl from New York, Chicago, Boca Raton, or some heavily Jewish populated suburb of a main city in the United States. This girl smoked a lot of weed in high school and her parents have enough money to give her everything she wants. She tried some really intense psychedelic drug in the beginning of her college experience and know she thinks she understands the world. She loves drugs and music festivals and hates on the sorority (that she is in) so she thinks she is a hippie. She wears Cartier & David Yurman but also loves thrift stores. The jappy hippie is obsessed with both "The Real Housewives" & Bikram Yoga.
Yo those Tulane Girls are seriously jappy but they are also mad chill. They are jappy hippies.