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1/5 of the most amazing man band on the planet Why Don't We. He is so precious and the literal definition of perfect. Jonah loves coffee A LOT aswell Harry Potter.
When he's not breaking tables he'll be with his just as amazing bandmates Daniel Seavey, Zach Herron ,Corbyn Besson and Jack Avery. They make some really lit music together and if you haven't heard it, you should definitely go check it out because its unbelievable.
Don't change Jonah Marais every part of you is just right and no matter how much of a hoe you can be sometimes, us limelights just can't stay mad at you.
E.g. 1
Idiot: ew is that jonah marais?
Sane person: OMG SHUT UP HE IS GORGEOUS *slaps idiot*
E.g. 2
Person 1: why don't we are so amazing
Person 2: I know they are jonah marais is so amazing right?
Person 1: he sure is
Total snack! He love starbucks love harry potter. Type of guy who will always be by your side through thick an thin, he is caring,kind, and awesome at singing
Girl 1: hey did you hear that Jonah Marais is dating someone
Girl 2: yea sadly! She is a real lucky one
Girl 1: she better like starbucks and harry potter
Girl 2: just imagine if she didn’t
Girl 1: then he is gonna be single
The most beautiful human being on this earth. He is the most talented and sweet guy you will ever meet. He is in the band why dont we and it is the most perfect band u will ever see. Jonah is married to his loving and beautiful wife Lexi she is very supportive and kind. They are happily living together in LA and couldn’t be happier.
OMG is that jonah marais and his wife lexi...they are so cute together
Jonah Marais is part of the best man band named WHY DON’T WE. He is so hot but if u see him you better hide your tables because he would brake them for sure.
Me at Mc Donald : HIDE YOUR TABLES JONAH MARAIS IS COMING.
Jonah Marais the coffee bitch , the alpaca , cutest heart robber with his adorable baby smile and a cute player *in a good way* according to the other members;
"He's been on A lot of dates and when I say, I mean A LOT" - Daniel Seavey
"Jonah probably be the biggest player I'll ever meet" - Jack Avery
"I've been on 4 dates with them" - Zach Herron
Btw, I think Jonah's pet peeve is when someone slurps too loud while drinking? Coz he wasn't okay when Daniel did that in 'Pop Buzz's 'Why Don't We' vs The Tower Of Truth' video.
Tatum Dahl a.k.a Tate might be his gf tho, they're datingg and their shipname is 'Jatum'.
You know what they say about men with big shoes ;)
Anyways , Jonah's nicknames are Hoenah , Jojo , Yonah and a.k.a , the table breaker.
"I'm quite the sex object" - Jonah Marais
"Jonah Marais is daddy af omg, his shoe size is huge too, a whole combo"
Shayne is the girlfriend of Jonah Marais. She's amazing, smart, pretty, has the best friends in the world and the best cheerleader you've ever seen.
"omg is that who I think it is?" "omg yeah it's Shayne. She's Jonah Marais's girlfriend."
The real name of singer Jonah Marais. Who is 1 of 5 of the members in the best band in the world called Why Don't We. Who have amazing voices and are super talented.
"Marais is actually my middle name ...not to many know that ...my full name is Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich"