A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you take a power drill and screw out the inside of your penis and take the shavings put them in a girls vagina and over the course of a week as it seeps out you eat it.
Ah dude me and her Jack O' Lanterned with her so hard!
An exquistite way to carve pumpkins during the halloween season. Many have elaborate designs. They bring wonder and fright to all who view them.
scary pumpkin...scary pumpkin....scary pumpkin..........funny pumpkin....jack-o-lantern
A person.Mainly male. Owning a display of screwed teeth.
"His face looks like a busted-up Jack-o-Lantern!"
An iconic symbol of Halloween that 9 times out of 10, ends up smashed in your driveway by a group of assholes before the night is over
Me: Did you see the jack-o-lantern I carved, I did a great job on it! Friend: Yeah, I did see it, it's all over the driveway in front of your car Me: GOD DAMMIT!!
A female stripper with a very bad set of teeth. Her teeth represent the carved mouth of a Halloween jack-o-lantern pumpkin.
Man this chick has a straight up jack-o-lantern grill. She a jack-o-lantern!
The act of lighting a match and sticking it up a humans anus.
Person A: So, I heard that Alfredo and Chris did a Jack-o-lantern last night. Person B: Really? Ouch. How'd he handle it? Person A: Yeah, Chris couldn't sit right all day today. He kept going to the bathroom with a bottle of aloe vera