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A character from the series Twilight that several fans see as the better choice for Bella and can do no wrong. Of course he would be if you overlook the fact that he forced Bella to kiss him twice, and imprinted on a newborn, which by the way, totally isn't gross if you're into that kinda thing.
Jacob fan: Edward sucks. Bella should have been with Jacob. Non Jacob Fan: right... so Jacob Black didn't force himself on her twice? And didn't break her wrist the first time? Jacob Fan: It was for her own good. Non Jacob Fan: Right, and he isn't going to be doing it with a seven year old that looks seventeen?
The only good character in the whole Twilight series. Actually CARES about Bella, instead of being an over-controlling stalker (see Edward Cullen).
Edward Cullen fan: OMG!!! EDWARD IS SOOO HAWT!!! Jacob Black fan: STFU!!! Jacob actually cares about Bella! Edward is just a controlling, stalker douchbag! Edward fan: YOU STFU!!! BELLA AND EDWARD WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER!!! Jacob fan: Whatever, you brainwashed twit! (kills Edward fan)
The hot character in the Twilight Saga. Played by Taylor Lautner. He has a very manley, sexy chest. And is a werewolf.
Bex "That boy is so ugly." Dazz "I know. But the other one is a total Jacob Black. I mean look at his chest!"
A werewolf in the crap Twilight. Synonyms: Pedophile
Ew, did you see that Jacob Black touch that little six year old?
A pansy werewolf in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series. Thinks he's so hot and wants to have little puppies with the whiny-ass Bella Swan. He also has an anger-management problem. Most tweens think he is so hot and great and super because of the actor who plays him in the film adaptation of the books, Taylor Lautner. Who, I too shall add, is a snout-faced pansy. It's a fictitious book. STOP WORSHIPPING IT.
Twitard: OMG! im totlly in luv w/ Jacob Black frm the twilight series. hes super hottt!!!!!!11!!!. Guy: Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
Werewolf in Stephenie Meyer's book Twilight. He is in love with Bella Swan. Bella is in love with Edward Cullen (a vampire) and Jacob at the same time. He's outgoing, fun, hot... Bella thinks of him as her own personal sun. However cool Jake may be, he and bella are not meant to be together!!! In the 4th book of the Twilight saga, Breaking Dawn, Jacob inprints (basically, falls in love with out of destiny, not choice) with Bella and Edward's daughter Renesmee. So obviously Bella and Edward were always meant to be, because if they hadn't gotten together, then Jacob would not have found his true soul mate!
Bella Swan: I always thought of you that way, as my own personal sun. You balanced out the clouds nicely. Jacob Black: Yeah, but I'm no match for an eclipse. (In this case, Edward Cullen is the eclipse he speaks of :D)