A fork of Rural Dictionary
When one (usually a male but we are not going to be gender specific here) is into the music so hard the get a spontaneous boner.
"There I was at Coachella, letting a bitch know in the Sahara tent, when *BOOM* jamboner!"
To leave or depart from your current location.
Man i want to smoke a fat blunt lets jambone.
The sexiest guinea pig in the world
Coulie jambon has some big swangin nuts that smell like like ass
The glam-rock themed delicatessen opened by Jon Bon Jovi after his ill-informed segue into special interest porn fell spectacularly flat.
“Tyrone, can you go and get half a kilo of artisan Blackberry and Prosecco Coulis from Jambon Jovis on Acacia Boulevard?”
A phrase to say in celebration when somthing goes successfully for a group of people previously stuck on an issue or problem.
Can be used as a question or as a statement of reward.
Person A - "We did it guys",
Person B - "I can't believe we're finally done, Jambon's all around lads?
Person A,B - "Omg Finally Yes"
To have a head like a christmas ham.
Jeff - Hey whats that over there
Dan- thats james croft
Jeff - oh i thought it was a lost christmas ham
Dan - no thats just his crofty jambone head